I just had a Dorito.
I'm surprised that my mouth didn't explode.
I buy a bag once every few months.
But every time I buy one, I always remark that the bag always says something like:
"New Cheesier Taste!"
"More Cheesier Still!"
"Better Tasting"
"More Cheesier-er!"
"Cheese++"
"AddCheese(cheese) { AddCheese(cheese); }" (Also known as stack-popping cheesy-ness)
"Better tasting!!!1111oneoneone"
Tonight's Doritos are "now BETTER tasting"
(They must have a team of scientists who never see the light of day... )
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