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June 24, 2004

When will Orrin protect ME?

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,63969,00.htmltw=wn_tophead_1

But Orrin: Color Copiers induce me to counterfiet money (as well as Vermeers). Can't you enact legislation to protect me from MYSELF too (not to mention those BASTARDS at Xerox) Where is big gov't when _I_ need it

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June 11, 2004

Fickle Americans

Press: John F. Kennedy was martyred for freedom, you will respect him.
People: um...yeah. For sure. He was a hero.

Press: Bill Clinton is the best thing that happened to this country. Just look at the economy!
People: Damn straight!

Press: George Bush is an idiot.
People: Yeah, he sure talks funny.

Press: Oh no! Ronald Reagan is dead. He is the best thing that ever happened to this country.
People: Yeah. *sniff.* He's the best thing that happened to freedom. We will miss him (though we didn't give a crap about him while he was alive all that time).

The press DEFINITELY tells us what to think about. The question is... do they tell us what to think

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