Okay, I'm so long-winded that I could easily spend all night typing this out. So, to save time and energy I'm forcing myself to type like The Hulk. (Disclaimer: everything below listed as having happened to hulk did indeed happen to me).
Hulk admits it: Hulk is big fan-boy for MS. Sometimes Hulk like to pretend he tough and not like MS, but secretly Hulk is big MS groupie. So, when SP2 comes out, Hulk gets excited to upgrade. Hulk reads about SP2 many times before release of SP2. Then Hulk hears that some people have hard time with SP2. Hulk decides to wait a little bit... (writes nasty things in blog to make hulk feel better... feels bad about nasty words later.)
Hulk no longer scared. Can beat super-villans, why not take on SP2
Hulk installs SP2 once it gets down to 75MB download (instead of 200+MB super-villan)
Install done. Hulk looks around for damage. Sees stupid/evil IE and Outlook Express icons crowding sacred quick-launch and programs menu. Hulk can handle these villans...
Keeps looking around. Finds 720MB super-mess of files/msi-uninstaller and other badies taking up hard-drive. What! Hyberfile.sys split in two No! Hulk mad now! Hulk tries using defrag powers, but no worky! Hulk thinks for while: this bad, but Hulk can live through this...
Only... performance on Hulk's Inspiron Laptop very bad for next few days.
Then new SP2 firewall does bad things. One day Hulk reboots laptop and Hulk gets warning from Windows Firewall: "programs trying to access Hulks' computer." Hulk gets VERY angry! Not angry because of violent programs (violence is friend to Hulk). Angry that Windows FireWall is running. Hulk runs ZoneAlarm. Hulk not want Windows Firewall to work. Hulk goes to windows security center, looks around. Firewall says it is turned on. Hulk goes to configure firewall. Configure page tell Hulk that firewall is off. Hulk hurts self scratching head. Hulk hurts people around him banging on stuff demanding answer to why firewall says it is on and off at sime time. (Hulk feels bad later.) After reboot, Hulk uses super-power called services.msc to KILL windows firewall and set it to disabled (hulk 1, firewall 0).
Now Hulk thinks... screwy firewall, now windows explorer not showing status bar, or remembering settings... and bad performance. Hulk knows! Hulk will get new image of Windows XP with SP2 built in. Hulk gets Windows XP with SP2 from MSDN. Hulk backs up files (Hulk very good at backing up files -- makes Hulk feel strong). Hulk burns .iso to disk (Hulk likes burning). Hulk reboots (bye bye BAD windows). Hulk does FDisk amid big roars that make Hulk feel powerful.
Windows XP copies files. Windows XP then reboots. Says it will be done installing windows in 39 minutes. Then XP blows up and tells Hulk that the installer has encountered error and can not proceed. Hulk scared. Hulk wants Mommy. Time passes. Hulk gets brave and looks at error details: "bad manifest, you are screwed. teeeheeeheeheheee." Hulk hits okay button on windows form. Windows Reboots. Comes back to life: Windows will be done installing in 39 minutes. Hulk hopefull. Error AGAIN. Hulk PISSED.
Hulk tries Re-FDISKing. Same error, same place. Hulk SAD. Hulk use other home computer to look up manifest badness on Google. (Hulk like Google.) Hulk reads that bad mani-watch-i-callits come from bad burns of CDs. Hmmm. Hulk burned at 12x...
Hulk installs normal XP. Puts Roxio on computer, reburns .iso image to new disk, this time 4x -- Hulk getting MIGHTY sneaky. (Hulk keeps 3 partitions on computer, helps keep hulk safe against super-villans). Hulk re-FDisks. Same ERROR. Same SPOT. Hulk mad!
Hulk still wants XP SP2. Still wants performant version. Doesn't want messy patched XP SP 2. Hulk goes to work to use company fat-pipe to grab XP with SP2. Hulk KNOWS this is answer to problems. Hulk downloaded XP with SP2 via wireless internet at home. Hulk imagines tiny, scared packet floating around in air over his house... packet that broke Hulks' .iso! Stoopid packet!
Download done. New clean, beautiful .iso file this time. Hulk again burns at 4x (Hulk still very sneaky). Hulk FDisks. Windows reboots. 39 minutes until windows is done. Error. Windows Setup has encountered an error and can't proceed..
Arrrrrrgh!!!! Hulk really pissed now. Bad image from MS! Hulk NOT happy. Hulk has three shiny new coasters, but no XP SP 2.
Hulk says "to hell" with SP 2. Loads XP. Patches. Turns on firewall. Hulk blogs incident, and tells all of his friends (well, both of them).